Jillian Gomez is an enigma, wrapped in a puzzle, inside a Chinese finger trap. But like a finger trap for a giant because she isn’t an inch tall or anything like that. She is small, but not that small, you know? Let’s start over. Jillian Gomez is a somewhat normal sized human-lady. She likes typical human-lady stuff like yoga, chocolate, and crafting, and other less typical stuff like British comedy panel shows, peeling dead skin off other peoples’ backs, and getting her teeth cleaned. This is her arena to say all the weird stuff she thinks about – so welcome to the thunder dome, bitches (and friends).